Sep. 19th, 2013

-Conduct a careful search of Google Maps for any ancient fountains that are not accounted for, especially those in Central and South America surrounded by eerily persistent greenery and the bones of Ponce de Leon.
-Recruit Nicholas Flamel to Google to work on zany personal side-projects.
-Figure out some way of transmogrifying people into the form of misguided Tweets that get deleted. Those last forever.
-Avoid contact with other Highlanders.
-Run around dashing pomegranate seeds out of everyone’s hands.
-Hire an overwrought painter to make paintings of employees to see if the paintings will age instead of the employees, if painted with sufficient emotion.
-Turn to the Dark Side of the Force, slay old master, try to avoid standing too close to railings during climactic battles.
-Freeze employees in carbonite.
-Do not marry your mortal sweetheart! Go to the West!
-Lure Death into a box and refuse to let him out until he grants Google customers immunity.
-Post a lot of notices informing Death that other three horsemen of the apocalypse are hanging out without him and trap him/it/concept where he won’t do much harm.
-Just have everyone focus on creating really great works of art that will last!
-Become vampire

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